Emily Clarke

Press

Collected without permission from people who did not expect to be quoted.

  1. Competent, and quite long.

    A music blog, on Vestibule, September 2020

  2. I asked her to confirm the ingredient. Then I asked again.

    Judge, London regional final, June 2019

  3. Eleven millimetres.

    Colin, Woodbridge Horticultural Show, 2017

  4. Not embarrassing.

    Ray, Tinsley Green, Good Friday 2016

  5. You'll want to declare an interest next year.

    Colin, Woodbridge Horticultural Show, 2023

    He had won it outright and we both knew it.

  6. Third place went to a bee.

    Rossendale Free Press, August 2022

  7. You look for the one that sits differently in the tray.

    E. Clarke, live on local radio, Swaton Vintage Day, June 2024

    There is no such thing. I said it anyway.

  8. Ms Clarke was at all times extremely gentle with the dog.

    Supervising veterinary surgeon, assessment notes, 2019

  9. The paperwork is, frankly, now our problem.

    Scottish flock register, annotation, November 2020

  10. Unable to verify continuous compliance.

    Guinness World Records, March 2024

    I did not lick my lips.

  11. We are pleased to confirm.

    Guinness World Records, June 2025

    Two and a half seconds slower than the one they turned down.

  12. No.

    Ruth, tower captain, most Tuesdays since 2025

  13. She has never once mentioned the tattoo unprompted, which tells you everything.

    H. Clarke, brother